The Third Blog
This blog is as unplanned as what it’s about. I think some of you might remember me talking about a dog called Thunder. We actually didn’t get to him in time, but thankfully the vet adopted him herself. o_o So he wasn’t put down for no good reason. I thought that was the end of it… I was wrong. Today I was awoken to a phone in my face with a short video on it of squeeking...
Anonymous asked: will we be able to see you tonight?
short&to the point
I got more than a few “OMFGNO” message last night after my last tweet. That was not my plan or want from that situation. Frustration is a bitch we all have to bitch slap in the face once in awhile. Not leaving camming. Ever. You’re stuck with me. Suck it.
I've finally be able to find an app that translates my cats meows. The most recent are as follows.
Bane: Oh. Hey. Hey. Is that ice cream? HOLY SHIT! It is. Oh hey. Hey. You're not looking. I think that means in human that I can eat it.
Me: No! Bad kitty. You eat your own shit what makes you think I'll let you eat off my plate.
Bane: Oh. Hey. Hey now. Don't fucking accuse me of that. That was a one time deal on a bet. Now. About that ice cream. Hey. Hey fucker. BRING BACK THE BOWL.
Me: No kitty! MY ICE CREAM KITTY!
End scene. : )
P.s.; there is no app like that. If there were those, this is what it would translate. I know things. I watch day time television, so I know things.
HOW TO: stalk Frankie Chemical
So an awesome fellow cam chickie & room regular (oh snap, someone can be in both those categories!?) @LalaLand_XD was making a joke that she should full on stalk me & I got to thinking: do I make it really easy for people to get in contact with me or follow me to which ever cam site I decide to rock out on that night/day? Not really. I mean not everyone has a Twitter or Facebook. Nor does...
Anonymous asked: Will you add fans on xbox live at all?
FFP: without meaning to be rude or critical I think I have an opinion to add ... but I don't want you to take it wrong.
FC: Feel free to
FFP: ok ... er ... I think shaving off eyebrows was more extreme.
FC: Hun, I've had that done for like 3 weeks
FC: I draw them on
FFP: yup. I know. You were most up front about that. So I think the whole head is less extreme.
FC: Noted sir
FFP: and sorry, I wasn't trying to be critical or anything.
FC: Or no, it's fine
FC: We all have opinions
FFP: and woosh ... still the most beautiful woman in the world.
what is one paradigm you just can't seem to get...
Why people think using big words will make them sound more intelligent…oh wait… Ask me anything
for those who believe in an afterlife, does the...
I lol’d Ask me anything
which one bit of advice would you give a newborn...
None, it’s a goddamn newborn. They can barely see color let alone understand speech. Ask me anything
which is you favourite kind of book to read?
Horror/suspense. Ask me anything
which ingredient do you find yourself most...
Cheese, butter & trans fats. Ask me anything
do you prefer writing long-hand (cursive) or block...
My writing looks like a retarded 10 year old’s so a little of both. Ask me anything
THE BIG 2-2
Holy fuck, I’m getting old. O_O Now slightly over two decades on Earth and I can’t really say I’m a whole fuck of a lot smarter than I was my first decade. So, since my big “OMG I CAME INTO EXISTENCE TODAY!” day is coming up I figured I’d make a wishlist which you can find here. I went a little nuts with said wishlist, but I do not expect anyone to actually buy...