February 2011
The dino-cam video blog for @FastFoodPrep
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A “oh-shit-it’s-on-and-plugged-in” example of tonight’s fun and games!
If porn was bad, why would there be so many nuns in it?
– House, M.D. (via invictvs)
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Fuck being sick
Ugh. I unexpectedly got sick as hell recently (as I’m sure most of you know via Twitter). Between almost non-stop sneezing which lead to non-stop coughing, headaches & tummy issues I was not worthy of being on cam. A cranky, sick cam girl is no fucking fun. At all. Thankfully this morning I woke up, took a very long, hot, relaxing bath & drank a Red Bull only to feel like I had...
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SkinVideo Show Schedule (Feb 20 - 26)
Monday: Planned day off just in case this cold doesn’t go away by tomorrow, which by the feeling I have at the moment I don’t think it will.
Tuesday: Naked Gamer Night - Since I got my bullet hooked up to vibrate every time my controller should vibrate I think it’s going to make NGN a lot more fun.
Wednesday: Bath Show - Playing with my new “I Rub My Duckie” & a...
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Anonymous asked: If one of your regulars is going through a tough patch, which means they can't afford tokens for a few weeks, would you prefer them to come hang out in your room with all the other freeloaders anyway or would you prefer them to gtfo until they have the $$$?
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An introduction to my newest toy!
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Frankie's Ark
Frankie: TOO MANY ANIMALS!!!
*Frankie continues to trip over happy, hyper dogs*
Joe: We could get rid of them?
Frankie: Fuck you. You know what I mean.
Joe: I rarely know what you mean.
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WHY I LEFT MFC
I’ve posted this before, but apparently people need a reminder…
So it’s come to my attention that because I would like to make more of a percentage of cash which I earn (if anyone saw last night’s cam show you know what I’m saying) and be treated like a human being instead of a dollar sign I’m a “ship jumping” “backstabbing greedy whore”. So I thought I would explain my actions...
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Anonymous asked: am I dumb as I look?
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A Little Advice Pt. II
So in A Little Advice Pt. I, I gave up and coming models (more than) a few friendly tips on how to get a good start in the web cam business. Now, I think it’s time to give the members/viewers of these sites a quick refresher. Once again I will say this: take it however you want. If you want to think I’m just a pushy cunt, go for it. If you’d actually like to improve your...
undead666clown asked: Frankie, why are you so awesome? :P
Anonymous asked: Hey do you really text with your fans?
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Pot.
FFP:
someone I work with just had a heart valve replacement and before they left they were kind of grumpy, now they appreacite just being alive and they smile at work now.
Frankie:
That's sad it took that to make them happy
Frankie:
More people should smoke pot
Frankie:
And enjoy comedians
Frankie:
A combination of both could greatly improve society
Frankie:
That's just my take on it though
FFP:
there is a line between having pot improve your outlook on this world and leaving this world to go to the happy pot world.
Frankie:
True.
Frankie:
But, everyone needs a mental vacation sometimes
Frankie:
As long as you don't check out of life and become a lump who's taking up space, cheetos and oxygen I think that's fine
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A Little Advice Pt. I
As most of you know, my name is Frankie Chemical. I’ve been camming for 2 years now and have had to learn ALL this shit the hard way so I thought I’d pass it on in one big blog. Take it however you want. I’ve just seen too many new models who are totally lost on what to do and get scammed more than once. This is my good deed for the day.
-If you’re going to do a Skype/MSN/Yahoo! show GET...
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HELP!
If you’ve read this before and donated, feel free to skip. If you haven’t, pretty please donate? :D While on cam tonight I mentioned not having enough money to get a new bed. I pay my bills, but a good percentage of my tax money has to go to paying off our car that broke down this winter. Which sucks because I don’t even drive the damn thing, ha!
My bed is…basically a fucking antique. It’s...
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FIRST!
Why Tumblr? Cause it’s pretty awesome & easy to post quickly. Why a blog? So I can post random tidbits about things I’m doing, working on, thinking about, etc. And because I fucking love attention. Don’t like it? Then you should run away quickly & go find something worth your time. Like putting babies on spikes or killing frogs. Jerk.