Cunt. It’s slang for vagina. It begins with a hard-c. It rhymes with punt, stunt...– Kurt Sutter, “A LITTLE BIT OF MY SEMANTIC THEORY OF SLURS AND HOW THAT RELATES TO MY AFFECTION FOR THE USE OF ‘SEE YOU AND TEA’” (via homofuck)
Self proclaimed "beaten-down nice guys" are = to...
jasperswift: I’M REALLY UNIQUE AND SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE AND NO ONE APPRECIATES HOW RARE AND VALUABLE I AM AND SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE AND THIS IS THE PRIMARY WAY I DESCRIBE MYSELF BECAUSE I GREATLY LACK A PERSONALITY SPECIAL SPECIAL EVERYONE’S MISSING OUT ON HOW RAD I AM SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE PLZ LOOK AT ME AND HOW SPECIAL I AM. I’M BETTER THAN YOUR BF/GF BECAUSE SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE.
I wonder if anyone stalks my Tumblr...
if so… hello there .
Lacey's Candy Shop: I need to say a little... →
misslollipoptumbles: Dear viewers of MyFreeCams (and other cam sites at that). When you watch a camgirl she is taking a big risk in putting her body, her face out there on the internet. Yes this is her choice. We deal with the consequences for our choices everyday. Many of us can’t tell our families what we do. We… GO READ THIS NOW! ALL OF YOU!
A poem by Tate Langdon
coffeemustache: Roses are red Violets are blue I fucked your mom before I fucked you
Anonymous asked: Who is stunt cock? you're hubby?
Go read up on how great finding Jesus in your... →
No More Big Toys
roselynnlocks: I’m not longer using my big toys in my vagina. I don’t enjoy it so don’t ask me for it. If you want me to hold it up and talk about how much bigger it is than your dick, which I’m sure it is, I’d be glad to. If you want me to pretend to fuck your slutty little ass with it, sure. But I’m not going to pound myself with horse cock and pretend to like it anymore. Love, Roselynn...
A letter from a shelter manager →
thingsrodrydigs asked: Hi, you got any favorite Hellblazer arc? You heard Constantine is joining a team - Justice League Dark - in this DC reboot? Sorry for geeking all over you =D
The only sex scenes in this thing I can stand are those with the “rubber man”. It’s not sweet or soft, it’s hard, hungry and fast. The way fucking should be, especially if you’re doing it with some strange, random guy in a gimp suit. Also, female fap scenes -2, male fap scenes - 1. WIN!
THANK YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!
I really do appreciate those people who are still helping me out & throwing donations my way, you are amazing people and I completely appreciate it. First & foremost, the lead contributor has been FastFoodPrep. He’s not only helping me out with paying things off here & there and saving up, but he’s also a great friend who has introduced me to amazing stuff like Kurt...