hangings: my hobbies include sleeping and disappointing everyone close to me
I wish that just once people wouldn’t act like the clichés that they are.– Claire Fisher (Six feet Under)
All we have is this moment. Right here. Right now. The future is just a fucking...– Brenda from Six Feet Under (via ericawarriorprincess)
2008: wow I was so stupid last year
2009: wow I was so stupid last year
2010: wow I was so stupid last year
2011: wow I was so stupid last year
2012: wow I was so stupid last year
2013: wow I was so stupid last year
to be continued
All my songs on my playlist seem brand new tonight. Gonna be fun even if I flop, drop and fail!
Anonymous asked: It's totally not the camera angle. You just seem so...electric.
champjohnnyrose asked: Turn-on, Turn-off game: High pain tolerance?
Anonymous asked: Turn on or turn off: the picture you posted a couple of days ago of the girl with the spanked and bruised ass?
Anonymous asked: Hey....why are you perfect?
danielmcbatman asked: Hephaestus
gunpowderandspark asked: Athena. :-)
Greek Pantheon Asks
Aphrodite: What do you find attractive in a partner?
Apollo: Favourite song?
Ares: If you had to fight someone in a duel, what would be your weapon of choice?
Artemis: Favourite animal?
Athena: Do you have any special talents?
Demeter: Favourite food?
Dionysus: Favourite drink?
Hades: If you could meet a person from history, who would it be and why?
Hephaestus: If you could learn a skill instantly, what would you choose?
Hera: Do you want to get married and/or have children?
Hermes: Where in the world would you most like to visit?
Hestia: Where do you most want to live?
Poseidon: If you were shipwrecked on a tropical island, what would you want to have with you?
Zeus: If you ruled the world, what would you change?
timetravelingtrickster: I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
I am the god of tits and wine.– Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones (via existing-disastress)
Come here, boy...: So You Think You Can Date A... →
stripper-sass: I am many things. Two of these are a stripper, and a girlfriend - I am damn good at both of them. Every night at work, some idiot asks if he can take me out on a date (don’t get me wrong, some of them are nice enough; I think it’s stupid because we are a gentleman’s club with very strict rules and I would damn well get fired), as if he’s going to be the one to ~change my life, or...
footster asked: Nice feet.
trapghoul: the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening. lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself????