February 2012
72 posts
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Moving Update #2
So, we have secured a pretty great place by paying the deposit later today and then first month of rent this Friday. We should be moving by Saturday or Sunday. Which means the next two weeks is going to be busy. REALLY busy.
Because I can’t really show you guys pictures or video of the house just yet, I’ll let you all know what it has besides a nice, homey creep factor that makes me...
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Moving out update
So we checked out the apartments I wanted today, as I said on Twitter and holy hell they were nice. The lady who was showing us and everyone else interested around was also shockingly happy and welcoming. Nothing like what we’ve experienced so far in looking around at new places to live.
We should know more about whether or not we’ll be moving in there by Tues. or Wed. of this week....
bloodred87 asked: I was wondering, do have your alaskan husky, Frigg and the ferrets back and are they moving in with you at your new place?
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khinja:
people arguing about fucking politics and shit on facebook
honestly, who fucking cares what you think
yes you are doing so much to persuade me
except
i’m polite and my politics aren’t anyone’s fucking business
just like yours are not mine
Thank you! I see this all too often and it annoys the hell out of me. The internet is for SMUT, not arguing.
Little Evil: OUCH!
Me: If it hurts, don't do it.
*she does the exactly thing she did the first time*
Little Evil: Owwwwww!
Me: I realize you are five, but christ almight, you have ZERO common sense.
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khinja replied to your post: Anxiety
good luck! I haven’t been on the cams in such a long time. I think the cam industry might be on its way out? I had a hard time even getting any tips, where some days I could make my quota without removing any clothing. good luck!
Seriously, I think that’s a big part of why I’m so anxious about getting back to work. I want to keep working in this...
Anxiety
Now that I’m REALLY close to finally getting into a place of my own and getting back to work (which I am completely and totally EXCITED for) I’ve started to think about what sites I even want to work on cam wise. As I mentioned on Twitter last night it’s scary to see a LOT of gorgeous girls mention about having such a crappy day/week/month on cam on almost every site. MFC has...
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Anonymous asked: So how is the house hunting going?
alexlady asked: Do you feel anything when you play your music?
I have ukulele ADHD. I also give up as my calluses went away a few weeks ago and now my fingers of twitching and hurt.
ASK ME THINGS! →
I’m gonna go play my ukulele to annoy the entire house & try to finish learning this new song. Ask me shit so I can be entertained when I come back, pretty please?
Early morning bullshit
Mom: blab blab grumble grumble
Dad: retort grumble grumble whining
Me: I will pull the god damned car over if you kids don't stop arguing.
Mom: ....we're not in a car.
Me: But it got you both to shut up.
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Interesting. :hmmm
aren’t you greek though?...
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chassen827 asked: Two questions. Can we have a special valentines day titty Tuesday pic? And when are you on cam again and since I'm kinda new here, where do I go to buy your vids or see you on cam? You are gorgeous.
