May 2013
May 24th
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hangings: my hobbies include sleeping and disappointing everyone close to me
May 24th
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May 23rd
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“I wish that just once people wouldn’t act like the clichés that they are.”
– Claire Fisher (Six feet Under)
May 23rd
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“All we have is this moment. Right here. Right now. The future is just a fucking...”
– Brenda from Six Feet Under (via ericawarriorprincess)
May 23rd
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2008: wow I was so stupid last year
2009: wow I was so stupid last year
2010: wow I was so stupid last year
2011: wow I was so stupid last year
2012: wow I was so stupid last year
2013: wow I was so stupid last year
to be continued
May 23rd
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All my songs on my playlist seem brand new tonight. Gonna be fun even if I flop, drop and fail!
May 23rd
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Anonymous asked: It's totally not the camera angle. You just seem so...electric.
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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champjohnnyrose asked: Turn-on, Turn-off game: High pain tolerance?
May 23rd
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Anonymous asked: Turn on or turn off: the picture you posted a couple of days ago of the girl with the spanked and bruised ass?
May 23rd
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Anonymous asked: Hey....why are you perfect?
May 23rd
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danielmcbatman asked: Hephaestus
May 23rd
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gunpowderandspark asked: Athena. :-)
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May 23rd
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Greek Pantheon Asks
Aphrodite: What do you find attractive in a partner?
Apollo: Favourite song?
Ares: If you had to fight someone in a duel, what would be your weapon of choice?
Artemis: Favourite animal?
Athena: Do you have any special talents?
Demeter: Favourite food?
Dionysus: Favourite drink?
Hades: If you could meet a person from history, who would it be and why?
Hephaestus: If you could learn a skill instantly, what would you choose?
Hera: Do you want to get married and/or have children?
Hermes: Where in the world would you most like to visit?
Hestia: Where do you most want to live?
Poseidon: If you were shipwrecked on a tropical island, what would you want to have with you?
Zeus: If you ruled the world, what would you change?
May 23rd
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timetravelingtrickster: I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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“I am the god of tits and wine.”
– Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones (via existing-disastress)
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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Come here, boy...: So You Think You Can Date A... →
stripper-sass: I am many things. Two of these are a stripper, and a girlfriend - I am damn good at both of them. Every night at work, some idiot asks if he can take me out on a date (don’t get me wrong, some of them are nice enough; I think it’s stupid because we are a gentleman’s club with very strict rules and I would damn well get fired), as if he’s going to be the one to ~change my life, or...
May 23rd
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footster asked: Nice feet.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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trapghoul: the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening.  lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself???? 
May 22nd
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