My name is Frankie Chemical. I like to fuck myself. I’m a 23 year old cam whore, smutt peddler, weirdo and webmiss. I currently reside in a boring, ignorant, tiny Midwest town. I like to think of it as the middle of Bum Fuck No Where, Iowa. What else could there be to do here except one of two things: get a job where you go in every morning to a place where the fluorescent lights burn your eyes & your coworkers make you think that there might be some serious inbreeding going on around here or venture towards the warm, beautiful glow of the internet in search of some place where you get naked, get fucked & have an appreciative audiance. I opted to do the latter.

So what do I do besides prance around in my undies (or lack there of) in front of cameras on the interwebz? Play video games. Mostly FPS & RPG. I also enjoy the occasional monthly subscription of WoW or CoH/CoV. I read. Comics, novels, whatever I can get my hands on. Preferably of the horror, suspense or bizarro genre. I watch a lot of tv. Almost a scary amount. I love things. Get obsessed. Penguins, octopi, sloths, zombies (although that’s a love/hate relationship), gore, shiny things, glitter, bright colors, body mods, stars, dildos, ferrets, fast food & make up.