aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

(via gunpowderandspark)

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cuttlefishgarden:

thecube42:

YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A DRAGON

If I could download a dragon all the cops in the world couldn’t stop me

(via sterlingsea)

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buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

(Source: lady-dixon, via dollyswitch)

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(Source: gameofthronesdaily, via fuckyeahgameofthrones)

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trilliansmut:

meladracis-nash:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

Um I do not have a prostate and still got morning wood when I was on T so I’m pretty sure that the prostate is not part of the equation…???? Science side of tumblr, could you explain?

My memory I’d being dumb but boners happen something like every 90 minutes during sleep. (REM cycle or something?)

Morning wood is just someone waking up during a boner cycle. That much I know.

(Source: iraffiruse)

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willambelli:

willamshunty:

bitch throws shade

i love that top.

WILLAM

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daenystormborn:

I never asked to play. The game was too dangerous. One slip and I am dead

(via fuckyeahgameofthrones)

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Anonymous asked:
How do you keep your skin looking flawless as fuck if you sleep maybe 2 hours a year dude

fullten:

I shed my weekly skin in a damp dark area rather then in the sun where most humans do it, I think it helps, I don’t dry out as much. 

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chikapus:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

image

I opened my coffee cabinet this morning and saw an unopened bag of pumpkin spice coffee and just looked at it and though ‘….soon’

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