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lalalana13:

youngblackandvegan:

yeah no

i’m not one of those people that will preach unconditional sex positivity

because some people’s “kinks” are having sex with children

and rubbing their genitals on random people on the train

so na

miss me with the lectures about “kink shaming”

because there is a line

and way too many people cross it

True dat

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fadeintocase:

rambling-insanity:

fadeintocase:

I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes

2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner

FUCK

OF COURSE

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zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

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We love the blog is that u in the top pic ever thought about havein a couple for a fun time

Let me see if I can translate this.

"We love the blog! Is that you in the top picture? Have you ever thought about having a threesome with a couple?"

Yeah, that’s me. And no. The idea of threesomes bore me. It’s very rare everyone is included especially with couples. It’s more like being a foreplay prop.

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Get the uncensored goodness of these sent to your phone? Lifetime access & 40+ previously saved Snaps for $10 this month only! Click here for details.

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imabrickshithouse:

dccomicsgifs:

Sarcastic Batman

Look at that shit-eating bat-grin. Has he ever been happier with himself.

And they had to be outside waiting on his Que so he could be the cool guy. Justice League? More like Justice Friends.

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divineofficial:

Happy Labor Day!

Divine (as Dawn Davenport) from John Waters’ Female Trouble, 1974

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lorazepamela:

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

accurate

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September Snapchat Special! Since it’s my 6 year anniversary as a sex worker this month I figured I’d give you guys a chance to spoil me and get spoiled!

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