girl fact #285: makeup gives us super human strength. if you see a girl with perfect winged eyeliner and red lipstick, approach with caution. she’s got the power to slay her enemies with one look and use their blood as blush.
What he said. Minus the total context of racism.
When I do karaoke I always try to channel Nathan Explosion. There’s a video of it somewhere around the internet I’m sure.